January 2012
gerard-gay:
there iS A REASON I TYPE LIKE THIS
it buILDS UP THE EXCITEMENT
this is too boring
THIS IS OBNOXIOUS
look itS THE PERFECT BALANCE
December 2011
“You killed my son and now you are giving me a tree?”
– An Iraqi farmer to Peter Van Buren of the US State Department after his team tried to give away fruit tree seedlings to replant ruined orchards. (via ambitioussurvival)
The death perpetuated by these fucking wars is going to haunt the U.S. for generations - as it should. Anyone who doesn’t feel...
juan less lonely blog: Liam Neeson: A Study in the... →
thechosenjuan:
Liam Neeson: A Study in the Last Decade
Gangs of New York - great choice!
Love Actually - you were wonderful!
Kinsey - i’ve heard great things!
Kingdom of Heaven - not bad!
Batman Begins - awesome!
Breakfast on Pluto - still good!
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe - so you’re voicing a…
this is very true
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“I’ll add that to the list of Disappointing Things My Godless Daughter Has...”
– my dad
“You’re making your mother sad”
– one of the top 10 things my father has said to me
“Claudia, if you ever use the phrase ‘baby bump’ I will kick you out...”
– one of the top 10 things my father has said to me
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lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
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dustinohyeahitsdustin@facebook.com: youdsay:... →
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courtyardmarriott:
has anyone made the connection between facebook “online” green lights and the green light on daisy’s dock (from great gatsby) yet? that would be a sweet metaphor
the billboard of dr. t. j. zuckerberg
in my younger and more vulnerable…
#you don’t get to 500 million friends without lusting after someone else’s hot young wife
neutralsoymilkhotel:
Bro and I have decided that we’re bringing no homo back
except we say it at totally random times
“do you want a pretzel, no homo?”
“can you put ‘Monster,’ on again, no homo?”
also every time someone says something that I agree with I’m going to shout REBLOG!
THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA
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Watchadrians:
I really like jaffa cakes
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carmexqueen:
people who think tumblr is a place free of judgement and full of love
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Hashtag you've got mail dot org!: 2011 In Review:... →
chriskelly:
FAVORITE MUSIC:
Thistle - You have to listen to Thistle. It’s two identical twin brothers who live in the woods, and each morning, they chop down a single tree, whittle two ukeleles from it, then record a song inspired by that particular wood. Their music is haunting.
“Nobody tells an actor, ‘you’re playing a strong-minded man.’ We assume that men...”
– Meryl Streep, on being told that she often plays “strong-minded women.”
(via andyouhavetogivethemhope)
#god had a second child #her name is meryl streep
(via thequietworld)
#and god cried because meryl streep is better than he is
(via bannerisms)
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What's the difference between tumblr and a...
priestmisha:
A restaurant has servers that work.
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