“
So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.

A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

sher-lock says: this what all Russian jokes sound like to me regardless if they’re told in Russian or not

this is pretty much how Russian humour goes 

I don’t get it

(via sher-lock)

are you serious this is one of the funniest things I have ever read

(via misterstibbons)

THSI SI REALLY FUNNY OH MYG OD

(via johnsthighsdrippingwith-ebooks)

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